requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics
benefits, sick days, personal days: none.
Another neat little trick to create the illusion of extra weight loss. Putting your arms straight up and stretching loses about ten kilos in 5 seconds!! Who knew right??? So please don’t believe everything you see and don’t feel bad about your weight loss journey because you didn’t lose 5 kilos in a month. Because to be honest, neither did some of the people you see.
basically a fucking whale
also super ugly
OH MY GOD MUST AVERT MY EYES
jk i’m fab as shit bye insignificant flea
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”