Falling Into Fitness
"hiring entry level positions"

defyingnormalcy:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

benefits, sick days, personal days: none. 

asanaambitions:

Another neat little trick to create the illusion of extra weight loss. Putting your arms straight up and stretching loses about ten kilos in 5 seconds!! Who knew right??? So please don’t believe everything you see and don’t feel bad about your weight loss journey because you didn’t lose 5 kilos in a month. Because to be honest, neither did some of the people you see.

noweakbitch:

benchingbeauties:

buffyshot:

@emeliehollsten:

supercouple

No like I need those shirts

noweakbitch:

benchingbeauties:

buffyshot:

@emeliehollsten:

supercouple

No like I need those shirts

Orange is the New Black cast for EW

You're fat and ugly.
Anonymous

peanutbutterandsquats:

ur right

so fat

huge really

basically a fucking whale

also super ugly

truly hideous

OH MY GOD MUST AVERT MY EYES

jk i’m fab as shit bye insignificant flea

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEETFEEEEEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES

IT HAS FEET
FEEEEEET

FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON